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Post by Rhapsodee on Mar 28, 2017 11:05:12 GMT -5
Tell of a time you accidentally flashed someone,
I'll start.
I am tall. In our old house, there was a huge window in the shower. Standing in the tub, the window sill was at my waist. In CA many of the neighborhoods are terraced and back yards are tiny. My second story was level with my rear neighbor's back yard.
Normally, the window shade was down, we never raised it. On this day, however the housekeeper had cleaned the window and had not lowered the shade. I stepped into the shower and was shocked to see my neighbor was in his back yard watering plants along the fence. We saw each other at the same time. I dropped down into the tub and started yanking on the cord to bring the shade down. The surprised look on his face is forever burned into my memory.
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Post by eternaloptimism on Mar 28, 2017 11:46:57 GMT -5
Tell of a time you accidentally flashed someone, I'll start. I am tall. In our old house, there was a huge window in the shower. Standing in the tub, the window sill was at my waist. In CA many of the neighborhoods are terraced and back yards are tiny. My second story was level with my rear neighbor's back yard. Normally, the window shade was down, we never raised it. On this day, however the housekeeper had cleaned the window and had not lowered the shade. I stepped into the shower and was shocked to see my neighbor was in his back yard watering plants along the fence. We saw each other at the same time. I dropped down into the tub and started yanking on the cord to bring the shade down. The surprised look on his face is forever burned into my memory. Ha ha ha. Im just gonna say never wear an A line skirt on a windy day. |
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Post by wewbwb on Mar 28, 2017 11:50:06 GMT -5
I rarely wear clothes at home. Ever. (Outside I do because of loose change and the law) So the building across the street from me has learned to shut their blinds. Because I don't care about them. They aren't on my list. They once complained to the Frigidaire about "the strange guy across the street, who walks around nude all the time" According to her she said "He sees it like snoring. It doesn't bother him." Exactly. Zero Fucks Given. (ZFG)  |
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Post by eternaloptimism on Mar 28, 2017 11:52:56 GMT -5
I rarely wear clothes at home. Ever. (Outside I do because of loose change and the law) So the building across the street from me has learned to shut their blinds. Because I don't care about them. They aren't on my list. They once complained to the Frigidaire about "the strange guy across the street, who walks around nude all the time" According to her she said "He sees it like snoring. It doesn't bother him." Exactly. Zero Fucks Given. (ZFG) Go wewbwb. Why shouldn't you walk round in the buff at home. It's your fucking house! Nosy shits shouldn't be looking if they don't like what they see.....oh...hang on..maybe they do  |
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Post by wewbwb on Mar 28, 2017 11:55:47 GMT -5
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Post by eternaloptimism on Mar 28, 2017 11:58:36 GMT -5
Quite right too. I might try this attitude out |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2017 12:18:38 GMT -5
I was at a sports bar watching my favorite team, wearing my favorite jersey, under which was a t shirt, also of my favorite team.
It got very warm in there and I removed my jersey. What I didn't realize was, as I was removing my jersey, I also had a grip on my t shirt. However, all anyone saw was some tummy roundness and cleavage.
To this day, I'm unsure if the applause was from the touchdown or my accidental strip tease. But given that my boobs are my third best feature, there were, as wewbwb would say, zero fucks given.
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Post by wewbwb on Mar 28, 2017 13:58:00 GMT -5
I was at a sports bar watching my favorite team, wearing my favorite jersey, under which was a t shirt, also of my favorite team. It got very warm in there and I removed my jersey. What I didn't realize was, as I was removing my jersey, I also had a grip on my t shirt. However, all anyone saw was some tummy roundness and cleavage. To this day, I'm unsure if the applause was from the touchdown or my accidental strip tease. But given that my boobs are my third best feature, there were, as wewbwb would say, zero fucks given. 3RD BEST? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2017 14:21:58 GMT -5
I was at a sports bar watching my favorite team, wearing my favorite jersey, under which was a t shirt, also of my favorite team. It got very warm in there and I removed my jersey. What I didn't realize was, as I was removing my jersey, I also had a grip on my t shirt. However, all anyone saw was some tummy roundness and cleavage. To this day, I'm unsure if the applause was from the touchdown or my accidental strip tease. But given that my boobs are my third best feature, there were, as wewbwb would say, zero fucks given. 3RD BEST? Yes. Third. |
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Post by mrslowmaintenance on Mar 28, 2017 14:28:42 GMT -5
Farmers market last summer.
Down at the harbor, it's quite busy.
I'm in my short, somewhat revealing summer dress as it was quite hot for this area and I am not a fan of boob sweat. As I step away from the stroller a random breeze whisks my dress straight up, in my speedy frustration to bring it back down I grabbed a little too high, yank down hard... and both my ladies fell out of the top.
So not only did the booth in front of me get a full view of my undergarments, but both my breasts. Whoops.
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Post by hopingforachange on Mar 28, 2017 14:31:16 GMT -5
Tell of a time you accidentally flashed someone, I'll start. I am tall. In our old house, there was a huge window in the shower. Standing in the tub, the window sill was at my waist. In CA many of the neighborhoods are terraced and back yards are tiny. My second story was level with my rear neighbor's back yard. Normally, the window shade was down, we never raised it. On this day, however the housekeeper had cleaned the window and had not lowered the shade. I stepped into the shower and was shocked to see my neighbor was in his back yard watering plants along the fence. We saw each other at the same time. I dropped down into the tub and started yanking on the cord to bring the shade down. The surprised look on his face is forever burned into my memory. Ha ha ha. Im just gonna say never wear an A line skirt on a windy day. Thong, G or commando? |
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Post by wewbwb on Mar 28, 2017 14:38:56 GMT -5
Okay. Just making sure.  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2017 16:38:40 GMT -5
Tell of a time you accidentally flashed someone, I'll start. I am tall. In our old house, there was a huge window in the shower. Standing in the tub, the window sill was at my waist. In CA many of the neighborhoods are terraced and back yards are tiny. My second story was level with my rear neighbor's back yard. Normally, the window shade was down, we never raised it. On this day, however the housekeeper had cleaned the window and had not lowered the shade. I stepped into the shower and was shocked to see my neighbor was in his back yard watering plants along the fence. We saw each other at the same time. I dropped down into the tub and started yanking on the cord to bring the shade down. The surprised look on his face is forever burned into my memory. Show pictures or it didn't happen !! LOL, just kidding! |
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Post by eternaloptimism on Mar 28, 2017 23:37:15 GMT -5
Ha ha ha. Im just gonna say never wear an A line skirt on a windy day. Thong, G or commando? That particular day did involve underwear thank goodness! the builders seemed to appreaciate the hold ups and little black lacy panties!! |
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Post by baza on Mar 28, 2017 23:49:49 GMT -5
About 2 weeks ago.
I am over at a mates place, river frontage - and his pump (that he illegally sources river water from) - has failed.
We do a bit of speculative testing to identify the problem, without success, but it seems to me like the foot valve is stuck. Either fully open so the pump isn't priming, or fully shut so the pump can't suck. Between us Leo, Hilda and myself we can't see an alternative.
So I strip off, nothing unusual there as Leon and Hilda have seen me naked before.
Evetually after 6 or 7 attempts I get the foot valve sorted and the pump is working,
I am glad to get out of that chilly water
I am very pleased with the result and clamber out of the water. Just in time to coincide with the paddle steamers pulling in to the jetty, and the passengers calling out and laughing at me. as the ice cold water has caused my testes to suck up to my groin and my penis to retract. A bit of a case of "move along folks,s nothing to see here".
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