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I hate yardwork May 1, 2017 19:08:10 GMT -5 Chatter Fox, merrygoround, and 1 more like this

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May 1, 2017 17:33:45 GMT -5 lwoetin said:

May 1, 2017 15:08:23 GMT -5 Chatter Fox said:

I'm the exact opposite! I'd rather go out for a run or a bike ride than do yard work any day of the week.

there are shoes with aerating spikes. You can put those on and run around your yard. Then spread grass seeds afterwards.

There are so many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to begin.
Special shoes? Spikes? RUNNING? Spreading seeds?
Ugh.
Just reading that makes me want to nap. And have a cupcake.

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Be a perverted gentleman.

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I hate yardwork May 1, 2017 23:15:47 GMT -5 via mobile Chatter Fox, wewbwb, and 1 more like this

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May 1, 2017 19:08:10 GMT -5 wewbwb said:

May 1, 2017 17:33:45 GMT -5 lwoetin said:

there are shoes with aerating spikes. You can put those on and run around your yard. Then spread grass seeds afterwards.

There are so many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to begin.
Special shoes? Spikes? RUNNING? Spreading seeds?
Ugh.
Just reading that makes me want to nap. And have a cupcake.

I was suggesting for him to do it. I just watch weed grow. I pay my daughter $10/hr to mow the yard.

Rhapsodee Senior Members A composition free in structure and emotional in character Posts: 1,021 Age Range: 56-60	I hate yardwork May 2, 2017 3:59:53 GMT -5 via Tapatalk DryCreek, Chatter Fox, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rhapsodee on May 2, 2017 3:59:53 GMT -5 Do what I did. Remove all the grass, plant a few desert plants and call it Xerascape.
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I hate yardwork May 2, 2017 4:41:00 GMT -5 lwoetin and Chatter Fox like this

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May 1, 2017 23:15:47 GMT -5 lwoetin said:

May 1, 2017 19:08:10 GMT -5 wewbwb said:

There are so many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to begin.
Special shoes? Spikes? RUNNING? Spreading seeds?
Ugh.
Just reading that makes me want to nap. And have a cupcake.

I was suggesting for him to do it. I just watch weed grow. I pay my daughter $10/hr to mow the yard.

You are my hero.

Don't be a perverted asshole.
Be a perverted gentleman.

nancyb Senior Members Posts: 765 Age Range: 56-60	I hate yardwork May 2, 2017 5:52:13 GMT -5 Chatter Fox likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nancyb on May 2, 2017 5:52:13 GMT -5 Beeman: The state of my matrimonial home is terrible. Lawn work to be done, no flower baskets etc. It certainly reflects my dead marriage. Hope I get motivated again once I move.

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I hate yardwork May 2, 2017 7:25:34 GMT -5 via mobile Chatter Fox, nancyb, and 1 more like this

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Post by novembercomingfire on May 2, 2017 7:25:34 GMT -5

I also hate yardwork, just like i hate any kind of service project that reminds me of my wife's intense love of being served. I pay soneone else to do it. Of course, this is unacceptable because i should want to do it myself.

He said you do need help my friend. I whispered: obviously.

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I hate yardwork May 2, 2017 7:37:20 GMT -5 Chatter Fox and nancyb like this

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May 2, 2017 7:25:34 GMT -5 novembercomingfire said:

HA.

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I hate yardwork May 2, 2017 8:30:15 GMT -5 misssunnybunny, Chatter Fox, and 1 more like this

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I am moving to a place that has no lawn work at all. Ivy ground cover at the front and courtyard at the back.

I see lots of hanging baskets and flower pots. When it's for myself to enjoy I can get enthused about it again.

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I hate yardwork May 17, 2017 23:49:37 GMT -5

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Apr 30, 2017 17:40:18 GMT -5 Chatter Fox said:

I really do. It's like waging a war on mother nature and losing in the most epic way. Lol. At least it's like that for me. I have so many weeds in my yard and landscaping that it's unreal. I'm a disgrace to the neighborhood. I'm surrounded by perfect lawns and landscaping. How do they do it?! Argh! Oh well... at least it's not snow.

Hire someone else to do the yard work for you! Problem solved.

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