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Post by smilin61 on Jul 26, 2016 15:12:45 GMT -5
Sex: The final frontier These are the voyages of the Starship, ILIASM Its 5 year mission To explore strange sexual practices To seek out new positions and marital aids To boldly go where no man has gone before - cue music - - Cut to first scene - Lt Uhura is leaning over the consul pointing out the course to Helmsman Chekov, wobbling her tits under his nose. Her skirt has risen up revealing her see through panties and behind her Captain Kirk is getting a suspicious lump in his trousers whilst Spock remains impassive as ever. Scotty enters stage left, his pants around his ankles as he strokes his engorged organ "I canna hold her Captain ----- she's gonna bloooow" he cries and ejaculates thickly over the communication system, which quickly shorts, sparks, smokes and burns out. "Good one idiot" Spock snarls, and turns on his heel to walk out, his taut muscular buttocks causing Sulu to drool uncontrollably. - Capt Kirk quickly establishes order. "Get one of them extra's in the red tops to clean up the comms" he barks "and they'll be first to be beamed down and killed at our next stop, and Sulu, plot a course to Your Anus" (rest of crew titter and giggle at this pronounciation) Shhhhht goes the door and Bones McCoy enters. He is haggard and tired having spent days treating the latest dose of clap that has infected 70% of the ships company. "Where are we going Jim ?" he enquires. "Your A...." Jim pauses uncertainly as a new burst of laughter sweeps through the room, finally saying "er....Pluto". (if anyone cares to add another scene, feel free) This is going to have me laughing all night! |
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Post by wewbwb on Jul 28, 2016 7:49:29 GMT -5
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Post by misssunnybunny on Jul 31, 2016 8:47:54 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2016 15:58:53 GMT -5
The only thing that will get me to Mars is if the whole crew is female....plus me....
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Post by wewbwb on Aug 2, 2016 10:06:31 GMT -5
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Post by wewbwb on Aug 2, 2016 13:53:45 GMT -5
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Post by wewbwb on Aug 3, 2016 15:12:32 GMT -5
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Post by wewbwb on Aug 18, 2016 7:11:35 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2016 18:01:07 GMT -5
Sex: The final frontier These are the voyages of the Starship, ILIASM Its 5 year mission To explore strange sexual practices To seek out new positions and marital aids To boldly go where no man has gone before - cue music - - Cut to first scene - Lt Uhura is leaning over the consul pointing out the course to Helmsman Chekov, wobbling her tits under his nose. Her skirt has risen up revealing her see through panties and behind her Captain Kirk is getting a suspicious lump in his trousers whilst Spock remains impassive as ever. Scotty enters stage left, his pants around his ankles as he strokes his engorged organ "I canna hold her Captain ----- she's gonna bloooow" he cries and ejaculates thickly over the communication system, which quickly shorts, sparks, smokes and burns out. "Good one idiot" Spock snarls, and turns on his heel to walk out, his taut muscular buttocks causing Sulu to drool uncontrollably. - Capt Kirk quickly establishes order. "Get one of them extra's in the red tops to clean up the comms" he barks "and they'll be first to be beamed down and killed at our next stop, and Sulu, plot a course to Your Anus" (rest of crew titter and giggle at this pronounciation) Shhhhht goes the door and Bones McCoy enters. He is haggard and tired having spent days treating the latest dose of clap that has infected 70% of the ships company. "Where are we going Jim ?" he enquires. "Your A...." Jim pauses uncertainly as a new burst of laughter sweeps through the room, finally saying "er....Pluto". (if anyone cares to add another scene, feel free) ...oh the possibilities with a malfunctioning transporter... |
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Post by misssunnybunny on Aug 23, 2016 20:31:09 GMT -5
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Post by wewbwb on Sept 8, 2016 6:52:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 19:20:07 GMT -5
I'm a trekkie. A big one. Big enough to admit that I liked DS9, and have a Bajoran earring, I used to wear as normal jewelry. I used to watch Shuttle launches for fun, and because they were hard to miss. 😃 |
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Post by unmatched on Sept 8, 2016 19:39:37 GMT -5
I'm a trekkie. A big one. Big enough to admit that I liked DS9, and have a Bajoran earring, I used to wear as normal jewelry. I used to watch Shuttle launches for fun, and because they were hard to miss. 😃 Those earrings are pretty cool. Did you put stripes on your nose to go with it? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 19:50:36 GMT -5
Not for every day wear, unmatched. I don't do cosplay, as my coworkers would think I'd lost my mind. LOL |
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Post by wewbwb on Sept 8, 2016 20:08:31 GMT -5
It's amazing how much technology came out of the star trek tos.
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