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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2017 18:50:30 GMT -5
I have an issue with Chicago style deep dish pizza. I once tried to cut it and it flew up and hit the person across from me. Chicago deep dish is too aggressive for me.  You must not have been holding the knife right. I never have this issue dining with native Chicagoans. |
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Post by shamwow on Jan 16, 2017 22:03:18 GMT -5
shamwow Did you actually just say your favorite pizza is in the frozen food section? Pizza as an analogy to sex is very interesting. However, now I'm hungry. I am totally spoiled living in the NYC area. We have the best pizza, bagels, and bakeries. I have actually sent bagels overnight to friends in emergencies. (I'm not sure that it's still allowed.) Regardless. I'm a purist when it comes to pizza. (True story) 9th ave in NYC. I walk into a pizzeria. I order a slice. The woman says "Well, this is how we..." I walked out. They have boutique pizza on 9 Ave now. This is everything wrong with the world today. We actually have "Power" rankings on pizza. Just pizza.  Come and visit. I'll buy you a slice.... Frozen pizza my ass! Chicago stuffed kicks that skinny new york pizza ass! BTW I am going to be in NYC on the 30th and 31st on business. I will probably be flying in the prior sSaturday if you want to show me where this supposed good pizza is. |
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Post by shamwow on Jan 16, 2017 22:04:00 GMT -5
I have an issue with Chicago style deep dish pizza. I once tried to cut it and it flew up and hit the person across from me. Chicago deep dish is too aggressive for me. You must not have been holding the knife right. I never have this issue dining with native Chicagoans. Go get em Andie! |
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Post by GeekGoddess on Jan 16, 2017 22:42:23 GMT -5
I really do love odd pizzas. We used to make one the day after thanksgiving by getting a plain cheese pizza from somewhere good (or a hand rolled crust - then we could use a white sauce or homemade tomato one).
Add leftover smoked meats from the feast: venison, duck, turkey, pheasant, trout maybe. Add herbs & usually a blue cheese or feta, chèvre, something unusual. Usually had crimini, or Bella, mushrooms. Green pepper, onion.
Whatever you got - throw it on there.
Our other friend would bring a pie to add for dessert. We called it Pie Night (i.e. Pizza pie)
I like the local joints pizza though - it's called Shakespeare's & they've been around since 1974 or something. They have good pies but my fave is their veggie. (Loverman likes their meat lover - go figure).
Honestly I don't know what Shake's flavor my Ex would call his favorite.
Speaks volumes.
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Post by wewbwb on Jan 16, 2017 22:42:49 GMT -5
I have an issue with Chicago style deep dish pizza. I once tried to cut it and it flew up and hit the person across from me. Chicago deep dish is too aggressive for me. You must not have been holding the knife right. I never have this issue dining with native Chicagoans. Maybe that's the issue. Who the hell eats pizza with utensils? The only approved method is the "fold and stuff". Fold the pizza and stuff it into my mouth. Knives are for stabbing that guy ordering a "gluten free" pie.  |
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Post by wewbwb on Jan 16, 2017 22:44:49 GMT -5
shamwow we'll talk. Just don't try ordering any of that "cake like" pizza.
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Post by beachguy on Jan 17, 2017 19:44:43 GMT -5
I wrote about a pizza analogy the other day...
When you met your spouse they were actually quite meh about pizza but you were crazy about it and even found it to be a bonding experience. So you wanted pizza many times per week and your spouse to be went along for the ride, pretending to enjoy it. Your spouse knew that the path to a ring on their finger was through pizza. And the whole time your future spouse is thinking... if I have to eat another fucking pizza I'm going to puke! But they couldn't say anything without giving it all up, so they just smiled and ate another pizza.
The day you got married was the last day your spouse ever put up with that fucking shit. Well, maybe once a month so you couldn't claim your marriage was totally PM (pizza-less marriage).
Well, that seemed to be my experience.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2017 20:22:27 GMT -5
Pizza is great.
Nitrous is better.
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Post by cagedtiger on Jan 17, 2017 21:29:17 GMT -5
I wrote about a pizza analogy the other day... When you met your spouse they were actually quite meh about pizza but you were crazy about it and even found it to be a bonding experience. So you wanted pizza many times per week and your spouse to be went along for the ride, pretending to enjoy it. Your spouse knew that the path to a ring on their finger was through pizza. And the whole time your future spouse is thinking... if I have to eat another fucking pizza I'm going to puke! But they couldn't say anything without giving it all up, so they just smiled and ate another pizza. The day you got married was the last day your spouse ever put up with that fucking shit. Well, maybe once a month so you couldn't claim your marriage was totally PM (pizza-less marriage). Well, that seemed to be my experience. I think part of the reason we're sexless is because she's more interested in pizza than me. |
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Post by DryCreek on Jan 17, 2017 22:21:22 GMT -5
I think part of the reason we're sexless is because she's more interested in pizza than me. Pepperoni-flavored lube? Sounds dangerous! |
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Post by shamwow on Jan 17, 2017 23:56:23 GMT -5
I think part of the reason we're sexless is because she's more interested in pizza than me. Pepperoni-flavored lube? Sounds dangerous! Nah...It's the habenaro flavored lube you need to be wary of. |
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Post by shamwow on Jan 17, 2017 23:57:02 GMT -5
Pizza is great. Nitrous is better. smartkat is a Smart Kat |
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Post by shamwow on Jan 17, 2017 23:58:37 GMT -5
I really do love odd pizzas. We used to make one the day after thanksgiving by getting a plain cheese pizza from somewhere good (or a hand rolled crust - then we could use a white sauce or homemade tomato one). Add leftover smoked meats from the feast: venison, duck, turkey, pheasant, trout maybe. Add herbs & usually a blue cheese or feta, chèvre, something unusual. Usually had crimini, or Bella, mushrooms. Green pepper, onion. Whatever you got - throw it on there. Our other friend would bring a pie to add for dessert. We called it Pie Night (i.e. Pizza pie) I like the local joints pizza though - it's called Shakespeare's & they've been around since 1974 or something. They have good pies but my fave is their veggie. (Loverman likes their meat lover - go figure). Honestly I don't know what Shake's flavor my Ex would call his favorite. Speaks volumes. Oh, hell yeah! That sounds awesome. |
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Post by beachguy on Jan 18, 2017 0:28:31 GMT -5
Pizza is great. Nitrous is better. SK you really need to deal with your dental addiction problem |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2017 17:15:48 GMT -5
Pizza is great. Nitrous is better. SK you really need to deal with your dental addiction problem If your teeth were as bad as mine, you'd understand. |
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