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Post by bballgirl on Jan 16, 2017 15:41:42 GMT -5
So I'm out of my SM a year. This Friday is the anniversary of my divorce. In the course of the year I have learned so many things about dating, men, sex, and most importantly myself.
So today I had a dentist appointment and the hygienist gives me nitrous oxide for a cleaning. I love my dentist. Honestly the happiest words I've heard this year so far have been "I'll leave you alone with the gas so you can relax some more until the dr comes in", of course I haven't gotten laid yet in 2017 so those words surely aren't as good as it gets and I know that.
So I'm under the gas and it's kind of like your high. Just a dreamlike state and my mind tends to wander sometimes and go deep into thought and sometimes I get some really great ideas like pick up pizza next to the eye glass place so you can go in and schedule the eye appointments. Of course then I yell at myself, "stop thinking Bballgirl relax your mind and and enjoy the gas what is wrong with you?!". But I also thought about this thread and I thought sex between a married couple should be no different then when one says to the other "feel like pizza?"
If I said to be spouse "I really feel like pizza can we get some?" - 90% of the time he would say YES or vice versa. Sometimes he would say no he's not in the mood or his stomach isn't well or whatever valid reason but not an excuse.
Sex should be that way with married couples.
If one person is horny 90% of the time heck even 70% of the time they should want to enjoy that intimacy with their partner. It should be as easy as we decide to go out to eat together.
Then I started thinking about a Ted Talk about how Sex being compared to ice cream is an injustice. Sex should be compared to pizza, much more variety: Thin crust, thick crust, extra cheese, veggie, pepperoni and sausage, Hawaiian, plain Cheese, Bianca, Margherita, mushroom, bar BQ, etc. you get my point.
So this is what I journaled about today. If you don't get nitrous oxide at the dentist I highly recommend it. Lie and tell your dentist you are experiencing anxiety and your primary dr recommends it. I don't have to lie I have an awesome dentist! My favorite pizza is thin crust lots of red sauce, half plain cheese and the other half with mushrooms and sliced sausage cooked well. What's your favorite pizza?
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Post by DryCreek on Jan 16, 2017 16:02:19 GMT -5
And pizza is good hot or cold - and the morning after! I swear it's the perfect food, if only...
My favorite has to be Hawaiian BBQ style. BBQ sauce, ham, pineapple, onions.
But OMG, the pizza in Rome is to die for! The cheeses they use are so much better, and they have this thing for porchetta (sp?) mushrooms. Any little pizza shop there smokes what you can find in the US. They sell it by the gram, like a drug dealer. ;-)
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Post by jim44444 on Jan 16, 2017 16:17:11 GMT -5
bballgirl I like how you think. "Hi honey, I am on my way home and I am in the mood for some spicy sex tonight. How about you?" "No not tonight. But why don't you stop at that place nearby and get some for yourself. I will see you when you get home." "OK. Thanks honey. I will try to not be too late." What a beautiful world.
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Post by bballgirl on Jan 16, 2017 16:25:06 GMT -5
And pizza is good hot or cold - and the morning after! I swear it's the perfect food, if only... My favorite has to be Hawaiian BBQ style. BBQ sauce, ham, pineapple, onions. But OMG, the pizza in Rome is to die for! The cheeses they use are so much better, and they have this thing for porchetta (sp?) mushrooms. Any little pizza shop there smokes what you can find in the US. They sell it by the gram, like a drug dealer. ;-) Mmmm Rome!! One day!! That's why my superpower of choice would be teleportation - Chinese Food- Hong Kong, Pizza - Rome, Money - bank vault!!  |
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Post by bballgirl on Jan 16, 2017 16:26:34 GMT -5
bballgirl I like how who think. "Hi honey, I am on my way home and I am in the mood for some spicy sex tonight. How about you?" "No not tonight. But why don't you stop at that place nearby and get some formyourself. I will see you when you get home." "OK. Thanks honey. I will try to not be too late." What a beautiful world. Thanks yeah that would be a perfect world lol |
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Post by greatcoastal on Jan 16, 2017 16:44:23 GMT -5
If sex was like wanting pizza, imagine what the home delivery would be like!
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Post by DryCreek on Jan 16, 2017 16:54:52 GMT -5
If sex was like wanting pizza, imagine what the home delivery would be like! And the advertisements! (Come to think of it, I've given out a lot of lover's coupons that never got redeemed.) It brings us back to GeekGoddess's periodic table of sex. Why can't it be a "Chinese menu" of options? "I'd like X, Y, and Z, with a side of A, and some light bondage. Hold the whip." |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2017 17:17:13 GMT -5
bballgirl I love my pizza with "the works". I love everything, at every temperature, could eat it 365 days a year, and I will happily share. However, the wife is way pickier. She never feels like pizza, and always says no to onions and sausage (especially my french sausage). Sometimes she gets exotic items I drool over that she will not share. I never get to "eat her tuna taco" nor "munch her sushi" not even "suck and flip her bean". I think as she ages she is turning Vegan (meatless)? Very sad that it would be a different experience for us both, and you would think she would enjoy sharing. 
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Post by shamwow on Jan 16, 2017 17:23:50 GMT -5
Damn you bballgirl!
I moved from Chicago 27 years ago. They have REAL pizza there. Now I live in the pizza wasteland of Houston. Pizza is kind of like my second SM!
That being said, great analogy. My favorite is Giordono's meat lover's stuffed pizza. You gotta eat that sucker with a knife and fork. That's da bomb!
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Post by bballgirl on Jan 16, 2017 17:27:26 GMT -5
Damn you bballgirl! I moved from Chicago 27 years ago. They have REAL pizza there. Now I live in the pizza wasteland of Houston. Pizza is kind of like my second SM! That being said, great analogy. My favorite is Giordono's meat lover's stuffed pizza. You gotta eat that sucker with a knife and fork. That's da bomb! I've been to Giordono's in my city. Yes very delish! |
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Post by wewbwb on Jan 16, 2017 17:43:10 GMT -5
shamwow Did you actually just say your favorite pizza is in the frozen food section? Pizza as an analogy to sex is very interesting. However, now I'm hungry. I am totally spoiled living in the NYC area. We have the best pizza, bagels, and bakeries. I have actually sent bagels overnight to friends in emergencies. (I'm not sure that it's still allowed.) Regardless. I'm a purist when it comes to pizza. (True story) 9th ave in NYC. I walk into a pizzeria. I order a slice. The woman says "Well, this is how we..." I walked out. They have boutique pizza on 9 Ave now. This is everything wrong with the world today. We actually have "Power" rankings on pizza. Just pizza.  Come and visit. I'll buy you a slice.... 
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Post by bballgirl on Jan 16, 2017 17:49:24 GMT -5
shamwow Did you actually just say your favorite pizza is in the frozen food section? Pizza as an analogy to sex is very interesting. However, now I'm hungry. I am totally spoiled living in the NYC area. We have the best pizza, bagels, and bakeries. I have actually sent bagels overnight to friends in emergencies. (I'm not sure that it's still allowed.) Regardless. I'm a purist when it comes to pizza. (True story) 9th ave in NYC. I walk into a pizzeria. I order a slice. The woman says "Well, this is how we..." I walked out. They have boutique pizza on 9 Ave now. This is everything wrong with the world today. We actually have "Power" rankings on pizza. Just pizza. Come and visit. I'll buy you a slice.... Y'all do have great pizza and bagels, it's the water. I'm originally from Brooklyn. Anyway, one of my favorite breakfasts is a bagel, cream cheese and nova. So yum! |
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Post by thebaffledking on Jan 16, 2017 17:57:36 GMT -5
I like to sink my fingers into the dough and really work it
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Post by wewbwb on Jan 16, 2017 18:14:50 GMT -5
bballgirl I have literally 5 bagel stores within a mile of me. Just saying.
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Post by wewbwb on Jan 16, 2017 18:41:14 GMT -5
I have an issue with Chicago style deep dish pizza. I once tried to cut it and it flew up and hit the person across from me. Chicago deep dish is too aggressive for me. |
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