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Post by ironhamster on Sept 21, 2017 16:55:47 GMT -5
The Dead Bed Bedspins
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Post by ironhamster on Sept 22, 2017 4:55:42 GMT -5
you've got some good ones Andi! I like the carnal wasteland, and the Vanilla Joe. Ironically, the other guitarists name is Joe! Oh. I tend to go for bass players and drummers. And guys named Joe. What kind of music will you be playing, and what's your favorite band? I play a frettless Fender Jazz bass. I moved to it because I noted I could play riffs on bass that turned heads, but were totally passé on a six string. A few months after I'd gotten a real job, one of my old band mates played some music from a new band for me, saying, "Xxxxx, you've got to hear this! This guy's stealing your riffs!" Les Claypool. You know what the difference between a pizza and a bass player is? A pizza can feed a family of four. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2017 6:35:12 GMT -5
Oh. I tend to go for bass players and drummers. And guys named Joe. What kind of music will you be playing, and what's your favorite band? I play a frettless Fender Jazz bass. I moved to it because I noted I could play riffs on bass that turned heads, but were totally passé on a six string. A few months after I'd gotten a real job, one of my old band mates played some music from a new band for me, saying, "Xxxxx, you've got to hear this! This guy's stealing your riffs!" Les Claypool. You know what the difference between a pizza and a bass player is? A pizza can feed sa family of four. You know, when I see a musician play bass, how his fingers deftly glide over the strings, swiftly, softly, firmly. His fingertips say "let me play you a song, Andie." And when I see how the musical rhythm flows through his body like waves rising from the sea... I don't actually think about him feeding my family. |
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Post by ironhamster on Sept 23, 2017 15:13:04 GMT -5
This might provide some fun inspiration :  |
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Post by eternaloptimism on Sept 24, 2017 9:58:18 GMT -5
This might provide some fun inspiration : Ritual of the Spooj Witch. I quite like it  |
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Post by ironhamster on Sept 24, 2017 10:44:52 GMT -5
Decaying Cunt Nuns. Mine needs work.
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Post by eternaloptimism on Sept 24, 2017 12:12:22 GMT -5
Decaying Cunt Nuns. Mine needs work. I don't know. I'd consider that one myself. Such haunting imagery... |
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Post by eternaloptimism on Sept 24, 2017 12:15:00 GMT -5
Late to this whuffo(Giggling... whuffo keeps autocorrecting to whiffing... that's got my funny bone!) but there was talk of an ILIASM band to be called Sex Fog an eon of threads ago. Its a good name...... |
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Post by ironhamster on Sept 24, 2017 13:28:04 GMT -5
Has there ever been a band that addressed SM issues? I think the Georgia Satellites "Keep Your Hands to Yourself" had the precursor signs of a future sexless marriage. That might be as close as pop culture has gotten.
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Post by ironhamster on Sept 25, 2017 10:13:02 GMT -5
All good stuff, Padjemi.
Here's another that sticks in my mind. B-52's, Ain't it a Shame.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2017 16:45:21 GMT -5
Ha! There used to be a band in the 80s called the Circle Jerks.
If I were to start a band, I'd call it Mrs. Satan.
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Post by ironhamster on Sept 25, 2017 17:41:55 GMT -5
I did a Spotify search on Sexless, and the first thing that came up was an album "Sexless Demons and scars" from 90's punk rock girl band Jack Off Jill. I'd never heard of them, but I'm enjoying their work today.
The best band I was ever in was the Bad Popes. We used to write songs mocking each others sexcapades. I could probably rewrite some of them to fit with little effort.
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Post by TheGreatContender -aka Daddeeo on Sept 25, 2017 18:21:40 GMT -5
RITUAL OF THE CLIT WIZARD feat. fat finger freddie This might provide some fun inspiration : |
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Post by baza on Sept 25, 2017 21:35:57 GMT -5
I was thinking of an acronym - Everything's Great Bar The Sex I envisage the finale number of the show to be a cover of Foreigners hit "You're As Cold As Ice" complete with the smashing of guitars, setting the drum kit on fire in the style of Keith Moon, and taking to the piano with an axe - and spurning all the groupies who are hoggin' for a root !!!!! yes, I knew what you meant. But it needs an alternate meaning. For those who don't need the whole explanation... Empathy Gone Bust, Terminated Sex |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2017 5:43:17 GMT -5
OK feminists: you and my W can hate this song all you want. I've actually discussed this song w/ W. Yes she hates it and she told me I should be offended by it as well. Somehow, having "something warm to come to when nights are cold and lonely" doesn't offend me. 'Cause I'm a chauvinistic pig, I guess. Tammy, if only I were born 30 years earlier... I have such mixed feelings about this song. If you know me well, you know I'm an outspoken feminist. I don't write a lot about it here because of the 'no politics' BS. But women need to work twice as hard to get half as far, and in 2017, we're still making 77 cents to every male dollar. We also need our own identity, which is why I refuse to be addressed as Mrs. (Husband's first name) (Our last name.) However, having a connection with a man I love and supporting him is what love is all about. And country music sucks. |
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