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Post by JMX on Oct 14, 2017 21:06:24 GMT -5
I never have bad luck on the 13th, but it borders on ridiculous.
I play around getting ready for work. I wait until the last possible minute and then wait another 5 before getting ready. Of course, I was running late.
I fooled around getting dressed. I threw on my pants, my heels and my dressy shirt while I feverishly tried to roll my sleeves and button this thingy at my elbow to keep the material from sliding undoing my "careful" rolling of the sleeves.
I got in my car and realized I needed gas. Stopped at the station and got gas - went in and grabbed a Coke Zero.
Seriously? Men looking me up and down. I get this regularly on my werewolf weeks but never on my period - so I smiled at all of the smiles, thinking myself pretty damn adorable, got my stuff, pumped my gas and left. My entire ride in to work was with a smile plastered on my face!
"Hey, 40 year old JMX, you still got it, girl!" I said to myself, bee-bopping to work.
Got to work, handled email and general computer nonsense for about two hours. Went to the restroom. Stood up to wash my hands.
Holy shit... my blouse is completely sheer. You could see my entire bra, and my skin underneath.
I forgot to put a tank top on underneath my blouse. I looked like a straight-up hooker.
Thank God no one walked into my model home. I drove an hour round trip and put on proper clothes.
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Post by DryCreek on Oct 14, 2017 21:11:50 GMT -5
ROFL!
What was that other thread about bra-less Friday? Would have made for an exciting collision of circumstances! ;-)
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Post by JMX on Oct 14, 2017 21:15:16 GMT -5
ROFL! What was that other thread about bra-less Friday? Would have made for an exciting collision of circumstances! ;-) Unfortunately (and in this case, fortunately!) braless is not an option for me - I never forget my bra! |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2017 21:31:21 GMT -5
I had a day like this. Here we're thinking we're all swag and shit, and we really look like we're giving it away.
I have a royal blue sweater with a knit pattern that has wider openings than a regular sweater. A tank top underneath is VERY necessary. So the day I wore my new bright pink bra? Yep, forgot the tank top.
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Post by bballgirl on Oct 15, 2017 7:09:24 GMT -5
So funny!!
Love you!!
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Post by hopingforachange on Oct 15, 2017 7:15:52 GMT -5
I never have bad luck on the 13th, but it borders on ridiculous. I play around getting ready for work. I wait until the last possible minute and then wait another 5 before getting ready. Of course, I was running late. I fooled around getting dressed. I threw on my pants, my heels and my dressy shirt while I feverishly tried to roll my sleeves and button this thingy at my elbow to keep the material from sliding undoing my "careful" rolling of the sleeves. I got in my car and realized I needed gas. Stopped at the station and got gas - went in and grabbed a Coke Zero. Seriously? Men looking me up and down. I get this regularly on my werewolf weeks but never on my period - so I smiled at all of the smiles, thinking myself pretty damn adorable, got my stuff, pumped my gas and left. My entire ride in to work was with a smile plastered on my face! "Hey, 40 year old JMX, you still got it, girl!" I said to myself, bee-bopping to work. Got to work, handled email and general computer nonsense for about two hours. Went to the restroom. Stood up to wash my hands. Holy shit... my blouse is completely sheer. You could see my entire bra, and my skin underneath. I forgot to put a tank top on underneath my blouse. I looked like a straight-up hooker. Thank God no one walked into my model home. I drove an hour round trip and put on proper clothes. You should have said F it and went and got a drink after work. |
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Post by hopingforachange on Oct 15, 2017 7:29:42 GMT -5
ROFL! What was that other thread about bra-less Friday? Would have made for an exciting collision of circumstances! ;-) Unfortunately (and in this case, fortunately!) braless is not an option for me - I never forget my bra! Every one thinks there body needs help. I suggest you submit some independent verification with you wearing that blouse. I suspect you look better then you think you do. |
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Post by M2G on Oct 15, 2017 9:01:15 GMT -5
Yeah one time I went into a store with shorts on and later realized that my #$%s were hanging out... <kidding> That stuff just DOES NOT work for the guys  |
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Post by hopingforachange on Jul 5, 2020 22:45:18 GMT -5
JMX for a little reminder. 😁
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Post by JMX on Jul 18, 2020 0:02:52 GMT -5
Yeah one time I went into a store with shorts on and later realized that my #$%s were hanging out... <kidding> That stuff just DOES NOT work for the guys I hereby claim my female privilege  ! |
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Post by Handy on Jul 18, 2020 0:18:14 GMT -5
An 80 yr old lady using an electric shopping cart was at Walmart. she had on stretch pants that were pulled up in the front and hanging half way down in the back. At first I thought I should mind my own business but later thought if it was me, I would want someone to tell me my ass was hanging out. I looked around for the said old lady and didn't find her so I checked out my purchases and went home. I hope some woman helped this old lady out. She may have had memory issues or some reason she didn't dress herself normally. The People of Wal-Mart (one of many)
Something much better HEINZ Ketchup 2016 Hot Dog Commercial the 'Wiener Stampede'
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