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Post by Rhapsodee on Oct 31, 2016 13:39:48 GMT -5
Fun place! I need to take more dance lessons. I good at fitness aerobics but the fine art of dancing is really humbling. Evwe thoEver of trying Salsa lessons at Cafe Sevilla? Sunday nights, if I remember right... Or maybe Mondays at Prospect in La Jolla? That one was popular with a certain (young, single) crowd. I'll have to check those out. I'm also checking into dance classes at my gyms. Anything to learn. |
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Post by baza on Oct 31, 2016 19:35:37 GMT -5
There was this Australian Band in the 70's called "The Captain Matchbox Whoopee Band".
In their repetoire at the time was a number called "The Masochism Tango" -
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"I ache for the touch of your lips dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips dear,
You can raise welts like nobody else
As we dance to the Masochism Tango
Let our love be a flame not an ember
Say it's me that you want to dis-member
Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie
As we dance to the Masochim Tango
At your command, before you here I stand
My heart is in my hand……eeeaalluch
It's here that I must be
My heart entreats, just hear those savage beats
And go put on your cleats,
And come and trample me
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony
My soul is on fire; it's a flame with desire
Which is why I perspire when we tango
You caught my nose in your left castanet, love
I can feel the pain yet, love
Everytime I hear drums
And I envy the rose, that you held in your teeth, love
With the thorns underneath, love
Sticking into your gums
You eyes cast a spell that bewitches
The last time I needed 20 stitches
To sew up the gash you made with your lash
As we dance to the Masochism Tango
Bash in my brain, and make me scream with pain
Then kick me once again
And say we'll never part
I know too well, I'm underneath your spell
So darling if you smell something burning it's my heart….hic…excuse me…
Take your cigarette from its holder
And burn your initials in my shoulder
Fracture my spine
And swear that you're mine
As we dance to the Masochism Tango
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Appears that the original writer of the song was Tom Lehrer.
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Post by eternaloptimism on Nov 19, 2016 13:12:37 GMT -5
Just remembered this old classic rhyme. Not really a limerick but anyway:
My Father's occupation
Is to stick his cockulation
Up my Mother's ventilation
To increase the population
Of the younger generation
If you'd like a demonstration
See me after registration
I thank you 😋
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Post by Lithium92 on Nov 19, 2016 13:18:03 GMT -5
Oh, Tom Lehrer.
Masochism Tango...
and even better, Poisoning Pigeons In The Park...
He did a lot of political satire, and retired when Kissinger got the nobel peace prize. He said he couldn't compete.
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Post by wewbwb on Nov 30, 2016 17:42:33 GMT -5
I once knew a woman at night
our love burned very bright
it's sad that it changed
we've become estranged
now all we do is fight.
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Post by tamara68 on Mar 18, 2017 11:11:30 GMT -5
an arrogant guy (my ex)
did not very much like sex
that is alright
I switched off the light
and left him totally perplex
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Post by hopingforachange on Mar 18, 2017 14:17:32 GMT -5
There once was petite Miss muffet
She wore an outfit that showed off her tuffet
With sexy high heels
And grab me pigtails
But her husband said that's cute and tossed her on her tuffet
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Post by eternaloptimism on Mar 18, 2017 14:20:36 GMT -5
There once was petite Miss muffet She wore an outfit that showed off her tuffet With sexy high heels And grab me pigtails But her husband said that's cute and tossed her on her tuffet Should have tossed her on the buffet and eaten her all up! |
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Post by hopingforachange on Mar 18, 2017 14:32:51 GMT -5
There once was petite Miss muffet She wore an outfit that showed off her tuffet With sexy high heels And grab me pigtails But her husband said that's cute and tossed her on her tuffet Should have tossed her on the buffet and eaten her all up! EO inspired the next stanza. The rejected Miss muffet Found a new man to toss her on the buffet He used her in so many ways She couldn't walk straight for days let alone sit on her tuffet |
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Post by eternaloptimism on Mar 18, 2017 14:38:56 GMT -5
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Post by hopingforachange on Mar 18, 2017 14:50:16 GMT -5
There once was a sexy tall lady decided to show off the ladies She opened the closet And put on her corset Becoming a delectable tall lady |
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Post by hopingforachange on Mar 18, 2017 15:03:20 GMT -5
@tamara86 was in empty Marriage
Husband was so disengaged
The lack of affection
And personal attention
Only Freedom could end suffrage
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Post by hopingforachange on Mar 18, 2017 15:04:29 GMT -5
@tamara86 was in empty Marriage Husband was so disengaged The lack of affection And personal attention Only Freedom could end suffrage Ups, tamara68 |
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Post by nancyb on Mar 18, 2017 15:49:10 GMT -5
LOL at all the good stuff here. Kudo's to all.
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Post by petrushka on Mar 18, 2017 19:03:48 GMT -5
There once was a queer in Khartoum
took a lesbian up to his room
and they argued all night
about who had the right
to do which, and with what, and to whom
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