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Post by wewbwb on Oct 1, 2016 3:15:38 GMT -5
I once knew a girl called EO who had a cagedtiger as her beau He swam the ocean blue Just to go and see you As she blushed her checks went aglow.  |
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Post by eternaloptimism on Oct 1, 2016 3:16:49 GMT -5
I once knew a girl called EO who had a cagedtiger as her beau He swam the ocean blue Just to go and see you As she blushed her checks went aglow. A+ wewbwb. 😋 |
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Post by wewbwb on Oct 1, 2016 3:18:55 GMT -5
(Sorry it took so long I'm tired)
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Post by eternaloptimism on Oct 1, 2016 3:25:29 GMT -5
(Sorry it took so long I'm tired) Well as far as Insomniac Poetry goes I was very impressed. Thank you  Now sleepy time for you Mr x |
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Post by wewbwb on Oct 1, 2016 3:55:02 GMT -5
I wish.
There was a man so full of thoughts
His mind always damn full of "aughts"
he cant quiet his mind
Sometimes he feels blind
As he tries to learn what life taught
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Post by unmatched on Oct 2, 2016 22:21:12 GMT -5
There was once a girl called EO
Whose pussy was always aglow
Her man had no dick
So she left the sad prick
For a much better life on her own
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Post by baza on Oct 2, 2016 22:49:21 GMT -5
If once hitched up to a refuser
You figure that they're an abuser,
A lawyer consult,
And off you then bolt
To a different zip code than the loser.
Addendum
There once was a time with my ex
Where I thought all was good bar the sex
I sure got that wrong
And it all went too long
But eventually we cleared the decks.
Another
You may hope that your deal will recover
And your spouse will come through as a lover
But the chances are slim
And the prospects are dim
And it really ain't worth all the bother.
And again
There's baiting and switching and lying
There's anger and angst and there's crying
The truth bites the dust
There's no love there's no lust
And it's all just bullshit you're buying.
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Post by eternaloptimism on Oct 3, 2016 11:07:25 GMT -5
If once hitched up to a refuser You figure that they're an abuser, A lawyer consult, And off you then bolt To a different zip code than the loser. Addendum There once was a time with my ex Where I thought all was good bar the sex I sure got that wrong And it all went too long But eventually we cleared the decks. Another You may hope that your deal will recover And your spouse will come through as a lover But the chances are slim And the prospects are dim And it really ain't worth all the bother. And again There's baiting and switching and lying There's anger and angst and there's crying The truth bites the dust There's no love there's no lust And it's all just bullshit you're buying. I sense a new career on the horizons for you dear baza . Splendid prose x |
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Post by eternaloptimism on Oct 3, 2016 11:08:42 GMT -5
There was once a girl called EO Whose pussy was always aglow Her man had no dick So she left the sad prick For a much better life on her own Oh life is sweet. I've got 2 of my favourite chaps writing me poetry. Life's not that shit after all  thank you unmatched and wewbwb. Xxx |
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Post by tamara68 on Oct 25, 2016 7:35:54 GMT -5
There was a young lady from Riga,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger
They came back from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.
She frowned and called him Mr.
Because in sport he kr.
And so in spite
That very nite
This Mr. kr. sr.
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Post by Rhapsodee on Oct 25, 2016 9:44:52 GMT -5
There was a good woman called Dee
Who lived in a house by the sea.
Her passion was hot
Her husband's was not
But she knew where her Lelo would be.
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Post by Rhapsodee on Oct 25, 2016 11:11:37 GMT -5
The useless book is a liar
With anger I set it afire
When its all said
I know sex is dead
To join the book on the pyre.
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Post by wewbwb on Oct 25, 2016 13:15:57 GMT -5
<-------
This is a man need
who wants to do a dirty deed
but she can't be too meek
and she better not freak
when "The Perv" is finally freed.
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Post by solodriver on Oct 25, 2016 23:48:39 GMT -5
The woman I married was a liar She got older and lost all her desire But I on the other hand Want to go and light somebody's fire!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2016 20:01:35 GMT -5
My ex said she wouldn't be suited
When sex was the topic alluded.
I decided one day
That perhaps she is gay,
And I found someone else and got rooted.
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