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Post by baza on Mar 18, 2017 23:55:20 GMT -5
A Copper from Nottingham Junction
Was deprived of his sexual function
But throughout his life he satisfied his wife
With the dexterious use of his truncheon.
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Post by wewbwb on Mar 19, 2017 10:48:35 GMT -5
Someone once thought me smart
About as sharp as a dart
Until I opened my mouth
They then found out
I'm as tasteful as a fart.
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Post by eternaloptimism on Mar 19, 2017 12:22:24 GMT -5
Someone once thought me smart About as sharp as a dart Until I opened my mouth They then found out I'm as tasteful as a fart. I think I heard about a kink for that.... |
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Post by worksforme2 on Mar 20, 2017 7:32:08 GMT -5
DEATH TO ALL POETS.....except E.A.Poe...I'm OK with The Raven...
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Post by hopingforachange on Mar 22, 2017 12:02:50 GMT -5
Should have tossed her on the buffet and eaten her all up! EO inspired the next stanza. The rejected Miss muffet Found a new man to toss her on the buffet He used her in so many ways She couldn't walk straight for days let alone sit on her tuffet @mrslowmaintance I frogot to tag you in this one. |
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