Man with beard = more sex?

Beard = Not getting any both ways, so don't care what W likes. (She won't say anyway.)

With a woman who cared one way or the other, I'm "beard-flexible". (Is that a protected minority class?)

Well hedging my bets, i usually grow a beard in the winter and shave it in the spring.
Asked the w about it "it's your face"

Maybe i should bury it between a another woman's legs.
(After i shaved)

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I have never grown a full on beard, although I do have stubble a lot of the time. (Does that make me rugged and manly or just lazy?) But lacking beardness has never done much to reduce my sex drive.

I could not go out with a man with a beard or mustache after reading a news article about what you find in beards...bacteria and viruses. *grimace*

Hmmm.  So many factors.  Probably no correlation.  It may correlate to testosterone levels (lack thereof will cause hair loss, I recall), but that's probably a loose link.

First, there is genetics.  No amount of willpower or grooming will yield you a full beard if genetics are against you.  This is a double-edged sword because if you've got a heavy beard, you're probably a generally hairy dude, and vice-versa.  A guy that can grow a good-looking short beard may not be able to do a decent long beard (me, and one of my sons); and vice-versa, some guys can look pretty gnarly until their bread grows long (my other son).

For some guys, a beard is just an opportunity to reduce grooming effort (no shaving).  For others, it's an opportunity to showcase grooming.  In fact, having a beard is at least as much grooming work as shaving, just different; it does afford a little more latitude to skip a day without looking rough.  (Still gotta shave where the beard isn't, trim the beard often; then there's conditioning, like beard oil.)

There are also practical downsides that may keep guys from growing one.  Respirators and scuba masks leak if you don't Vaseline your mustache.  And playing a large brass instrument (french horn, baritone) is probably not possible.  But kissability is probably the biggest influence.

(On that note, I've mentioned the movie Mortdecai before; a running thread with Depp's character is his fascination with his new mustache, countered by his wife's uncontrollable gag reflex when he tries to kiss her with it.  The closing scene is classic.)

Got that, ladies? DryCreek goes both ways.

I think that is called "bi-stubbular".

Or maybe he's a "trans-face-tite"....

(Rowrr....)